At this time of year, I love singing Christmas songs. I cannot help myself sometimes when I am at work and play with some of the lyrics.
Listerine!
(Sung to Oh Christmas Tree)
Oh Listerine, Oh Listerine
How brightly are your colors?
Purple, Orange and Blue and Green,
You’re nothing like my Mother’s
You started out with only Gold
So long ago, am I that old?
Oh Listerine, Oh Listerine
How brightly are your colors?
Oh Listerine, Oh Listerine
What are essential oils?
They kill the germs, and you stand firm
Your gums will look like Royals
So hard to choose, what do I use?
What is Zero? I need some clues!
Oh Listerine, Oh Listerine
How brightly are your colors?
Flossing and Brushing
(Sung to Frosty the Snowman)
Flossing and Brushing,
We should do it every day,
Good habits here
Take away the fear
And less money you will pay!
Flossing and brushing
Will keep the trouble at bay
For as the saying goes “Ignore your teeth,
And they will go away!”
There must have been some magic in those bristles…
Listerine!
(Sung to Oh Christmas Tree)
Oh Listerine, Oh Listerine
How brightly are your colors?
Purple, Orange and Blue and Green,
You’re nothing like my Mother’s
You started out with only Gold
So long ago, am I that old?
Oh Listerine, Oh Listerine
How brightly are your colors?
Oh Listerine, Oh Listerine
What are essential oils?
They kill the germs, and you stand firm
Your gums will look like Royals
So hard to choose, what do I use?
What is Zero? I need some clues!
Oh Listerine, Oh Listerine
How brightly are your colors?
Flossing and Brushing
(Sung to Frosty the Snowman)
Flossing and Brushing,
We should do it every day,
Good habits here
Take away the fear
And less money you will pay!
Flossing and brushing
Will keep the trouble at bay
For as the saying goes “Ignore your teeth,
And they will go away!”
There must have been some magic in those bristles…